Funniest TWITTER ShitMyDadSays

For all you twitter peeps out there, we have to introduce you to the funniest twitter account!

There is a 29yr. old man who lives with his 73yr. old father. His father is constantly commenting on his son's life, or about life in general. The comments his father makes are hilarious and better than any Hollywood writer can come up with.

Who needs Seinfeld when we have this....

Here are a just a few of the sh*t his dad says:

"Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."



"Oh please, you practically invented lazy. People should have to call you and ask for the rights to lazy before they use it."


"Nobody is that important. They eat, shit, and screw, just like you. Maybe not shit like you, you got those stomach problems."



"The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."


"Does anyone your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking."



We would love to buy a t-shirt with these sayings!!




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